CLASSICVERS

This site celebrates album covers that are bizarre, creepy, strange, terrible, terrifying and weird. Vote for your favourites, and suggest covers we may have missed. 

"A truly classic cover will stick in the memory, sometimes after the music has faded"

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The Long Fat Wang Experience
The Long Fat Wang Experience
The Long Fat Wang Experience
Video available
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The Higher They Climb
David Cassidy
The Higher They Climb
Video available
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Surprise Party
Eddie Barclay and his International Music
Surprise Party
Video available
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Maddy Genets et ton Ensemble
Maddy Genets et ton Ensemble
Maddy Genets et ton Ensemble
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Live at the Open Face Sandwich Club
Eddie Mack
Live at the Open Face Sandwich Club
Video available
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Front to Back
Wasnatch
Front to Back
Video available
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The King of all the Taverns
Little David Wilkins
The King of all the Taverns
Video available
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Getting Down To Business
Gary
Getting Down To Business
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Trapalhadas do Balbino
Norberto de Freitas
Trapalhadas do Balbino
Video available
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Slingshot
Michael Henderson
Slingshot
Video available
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Give Your Dick To Me
Barbara Markay
Give Your Dick To Me
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Reflection
Steve Warren
Reflection
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Keep a Lamp Shining Bright
Mattie McFerrin
Keep a Lamp Shining Bright
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Relax With My Horns
Hans Koller
Relax With My Horns
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I'm Ready, Watching and Waiting
Jacky Fortner
I'm Ready, Watching and Waiting
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Do You Know Jesus?
Uncle Les & Aunt Nancy Wheeler
Do You Know Jesus?
Video available
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Disco Dog
Birmingham & Eggs
Disco Dog
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To Much To Gain To Lose
Vickie
To Much To Gain To Lose
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Watch Over My Little Girl
The Vibrators
Watch Over My Little Girl
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All My Friends Are Dead
Freddie Gage
All My Friends Are Dead
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Stuff Party 1
Lars Kristerz
Stuff Party 1
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Tzan Tikhe
Tzan Tikhe
Tzan Tikhe
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Speeches of Lyndon Johnson
Karl Malden
Speeches of Lyndon Johnson
Video available
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Luna Lunita
Los Wankas
Luna Lunita
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Pep Up Your Party
John Robinson Show Band
Pep Up Your Party
Video available
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Jesus Use Me
The Faith Tones
Jesus Use Me
Video available
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Music to Lure Pigeons By
The Night Pastor and Seven Friends
Music to Lure Pigeons By
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Help Me
Pauline and Randy
Help Me
Video available
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Julie's 16th Birthday
John Bult
Julie's 16th Birthday
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Warm and Mellow
David & Darcy
Warm and Mellow
Video available
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The Many Facets of Roger
Roger Troutman
The Many Facets of Roger
Video available
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Dracula Disco
Red Blood
Dracula Disco
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Britt Ness
Britt Ness
Britt Ness
Video available
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A Taste of Dick Black
Dick Black And His Band
A Taste of Dick Black
Video available
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Up At The Crack
Boned
Up At The Crack
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Hogarth's World
Hogarth's World
Hogarth's World
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He Touched Me
Rex and Beth Moore
He Touched Me
Video available
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04
The Handsome Beasts
04
Video available
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Don't Cheat in Our Hometown
Ricky Scaggs
Don't Cheat in Our Hometown
Video available
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Anders Als Die Andern
Die Unverbesserlichen
Anders Als Die Andern
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Chuck & Enid
Chuck & Enid Olson
Chuck & Enid
Video available
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You Always Hurt The One You Love
Clarence Henry
You Always Hurt The One You Love
Video available
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Instant Sex
Madame Mame
Instant Sex
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De Mis Recuerdos
Al Compas
De Mis Recuerdos
Video available
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Waar Ging Je Heen?
Cock Van Der Palm
Waar Ging Je Heen?
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Whatever It Takes
Brad Winkler
Whatever It Takes
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That Butt Thing
Horace Trasun and the New Ossun Express
That Butt Thing
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Squirt Does Its Thing
Unknown Artist
Squirt Does Its Thing
Video available
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Sad Clown Bad Summer
Atmosphere
Sad Clown Bad Summer
Video available
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Life In a Tin Can
The Bee Gees
Life In a Tin Can
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Gods Chosen Puppet
Ava Kathaleen Beaty
Gods Chosen Puppet
Video available
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Born Again
Black Sabbath
Born Again
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What's Next
Foster Edwards Orchestra
What's Next
Video available
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Tijuana Christmas
Border Brass
Tijuana Christmas
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The Smylie Family
The Smylie Family
The Smylie Family
Video available
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The Best Of The Singing Postman
The Singing Postman
The Best Of The Singing Postman
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The Reverend in Rhythm
Father Robert Whyte
The Reverend in Rhythm
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The Nearer The Bone The Sweeter The Meat
Dave Starr
The Nearer The Bone The Sweeter The Meat
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Swing That Gospel Axe
Butch Yelton and Upbound
Swing That Gospel Axe
Video available
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Somebody's In My Orchard
Anita Harris
Somebody's In My Orchard
Video available
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Recebi um Convite
Quim Barreiros
Recebi um Convite
Video available
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Reborn
Orion
Reborn
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On The Happy Side
Ken Griffin
On The Happy Side
Video available
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My Lips Are For Blowing
Svetlana Gruebbersolvik
My Lips Are For Blowing
Video available
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Mr Lumberjack
Hal Willis
Mr Lumberjack
Video available
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Lazno je lazno sve sto je tvoje
Saveta Jovanovic
Lazno je lazno sve sto je tvoje
Video available
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Lady's Fancy
Dan Crary
Lady's Fancy
Video available
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Joyce
Joyce Drake
Joyce
Video available
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Jesus Use Me
Little Richard Miller
Jesus Use Me
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God's Best
Neil Grant Vosburgh
God's Best
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Explaining Sex To Your Little Girl
W. W. Bauer
Explaining Sex To Your Little Girl
Video available
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Cosmic Cowboy
Barry McGuire
Cosmic Cowboy
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At The Pavilion Vol 2
Mike Terry
At The Pavilion Vol 2
Video available
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Time Will Tell
Millie
Time Will Tell
Video available
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This Ain't No White Christmas
Rudy Ray Moore
This Ain't No White Christmas
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There's a Mouse In My Pants
Baroness Bobo
There's a Mouse In My Pants
Video available
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The Price Is Right
Claudia Wheeler
The Price Is Right
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Stag Party Special
Adam Magazine
Stag Party Special
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Stag Party in London Vol 2 (Uncensored Rugby Songs)
Various Artists
Stag Party in London Vol 2 (Uncensored Rugby Songs)
Video available
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Satan Has Been Paralysed
David Ingles
Satan Has Been Paralysed
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Satan Get Out Of Here
Judy W DeLotte
Satan Get Out Of Here
Video available
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My Pussy Belongs To Daddy
Various Artists
My Pussy Belongs To Daddy
Video available
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Music to Keep Your Husband Happy
Lester and his Orchestra
Music to Keep Your Husband Happy
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Music for Hangovers
Various Artists
Music for Hangovers
Video available
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Music for Expectant Fathers
Fontana And His Orchestra
Music for Expectant Fathers
Video available
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L'Estate Sta Finendo
Righeira
L'Estate Sta Finendo
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A Lesbianthology
Lesbian Concentrate
A Lesbianthology
Video available
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Irmao De Cor
Catui
Irmao De Cor
Video available
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He Touched Me
Tennessee Ernie Ford
He Touched Me
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Getting Bald, Going Barefoot
Ben Harrison
Getting Bald, Going Barefoot
Video available
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Esencial
Mocadades
Esencial
Video available
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E' Lei
I Cugini Di Campagna
E' Lei
Video available
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El Canto de la Montana
Ramito
El Canto de la Montana
Video available
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Disc Charge
Boys Town Gang
Disc Charge
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Dance Little Bird
Frankie Yankovic
Dance Little Bird
Video available
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Dance Before The Police Come
Shut Up and Dance
Dance Before The Police Come
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Country Classics
Whittemore & Lowe
Country Classics
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Come Home My child
The Hanleys
Come Home My child
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Closer to the Savior
Denise
Closer to the Savior
Video available
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Can't Nobody Do Me Like Jesus
Aubrey Ghent
Can't Nobody Do Me Like Jesus
Video available
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Busca Una Mujer
Luis Miguel
Busca Una Mujer
Video available
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Tule Kansanni Kylpyyn
Bamperos
Tule Kansanni Kylpyyn
Video available
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Bad Reputation
The Ritchie Family
Bad Reputation
Video available
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GI Ay Ay Blues
El Vez
GI Ay Ay Blues
Video available
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Attila
Attila
Attila
Video available
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Aerobic Dancing
Lionel Blair
Aerobic Dancing
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The Happy Sound of the Ocean County String Band Volume 2
The Ocean County String Band
The Happy Sound of the Ocean County String Band Volume 2
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A Date With Noel McKay
Noel McKay
A Date With Noel McKay
Video available
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Time Has Made a Change
The Blackwood Singers
Time Has Made a Change
Video available
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Rock for the King
Barren Cross
Rock for the King
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Santa Watch Your Claws
Jimmy Pelham
Santa Watch Your Claws
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Little Lehmans's Half-Fast Songs
Tiny Lynn
Little Lehmans's Half-Fast Songs
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Sings For You and You and You
Gary Dee Bradford
Sings For You and You and You
Video available
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Just Jesus and Me
Carl Preacher
Just Jesus and Me
Video available
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We'll Not Be Defeated
Laverne Tripp and Family
We'll Not Be Defeated
Video available
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We Will Make Love
Russ Hamilton
We Will Make Love
Video available
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We Are Persuaded
The Bill Gaither Trio
We Are Persuaded
Video available
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Waking and Dreaming
Orleans
Waking and Dreaming
Video available
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Vindens Melodie
Tonix
Vindens Melodie
Video available
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The Giant Sounds of Little David
Little David
The Giant Sounds of Little David
Video available
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Sunday Child
Big Tom and Paul Murray
Sunday Child
Video available
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Scream Dream
Ted Nugent
Scream Dream
Video available
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Phone Call From God
Jerry Jordan
Phone Call From God
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Keep It Gay
Green and Iles
Keep It Gay
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If I Should Touch You
J.J. Worthington
If I Should Touch You
Video available
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Sour Cream and Other Delights
The Frivolous Five
Sour Cream and Other Delights
Video available
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Dirty Sally
Hans Edler
Dirty Sally
Video available
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Con Amore
Viktor Kalborrek
Con Amore
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Candid Telefun
Harold Flender
Candid Telefun
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Hallelujah
The Amason Twins
Hallelujah
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Yelled at by a Clown
Nate Bargatze
Yelled at by a Clown
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Circus Clown Calliope
Electric Lemon
Circus Clown Calliope
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Carnaval in Limburg
Grand Gala
Carnaval in Limburg
Video available
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Jeremija
Tozovac
Jeremija
Video available
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O Sanatao
Durval Vieira
O Sanatao
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Country Church
Country Church
Country Church
Video available
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Ja Sam Ranjen Kao Ptica
Bajo
Ja Sam Ranjen Kao Ptica
Video available
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By Request Only
Ken Snyder
By Request Only
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White Christmas
Various Artists
White Christmas
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Where Are The Dead?
Doug Oldham
Where Are The Dead?
Video available
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Vind I Seglen
Kjell Kraghe
Vind I Seglen
Video available
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U Braku Smo Dvadeset Godina
Mija Aleksic
U Braku Smo Dvadeset Godina
Video available
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Travesuras de...
El Tehuelche
Travesuras de...
Video available
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Trampoline
Joe Henry
Trampoline
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This Is My Story
Cindy Holtonz
This Is My Story
Video available
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The SInging Farmer
Michael Sedgwick
The SInging Farmer
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The Rap Dynasty
X-Reactor
The Rap Dynasty
Video available
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The Best Of Wayne Newton
Wayne Newton
The Best Of Wayne Newton
Video available
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Thank You For The Dove
Mike Adkins
Thank You For The Dove
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Techniques de Relaxation
Michel Sabourin
Techniques de Relaxation
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Take Me In The Lifeboat
The Wilder Trio
Take Me In The Lifeboat
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Serenata Para Amor
Richard Hayman
Serenata Para Amor
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Secret Of Happiness
Wesley & Marilyn Tuttle
Secret Of Happiness
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School Book For Dogs
Beth Brown
School Book For Dogs
Video available
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Samo jedan minut
Vera Matovic
Samo jedan minut
Video available
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Romantica
Martin Denny
Romantica
Video available
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Rat On!
Swamp Dogg
Rat On!
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Racy Tales
Redd Foxx
Racy Tales
Video available
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O Peru da Festa
Costinha
O Peru da Festa
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Playing For You Madam
Richard Moser and Gene Tiel
Playing For You Madam
Video available
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Pete With A Latin Beat
Pete Terrace
Pete With A Latin Beat
Video available
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O Velho, O Menino, E O Burro
Histórias de Reflexão
O Velho, O Menino, E O Burro
Video available
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Our Hearts Keep Singing
The Braillettes
Our Hearts Keep Singing
Video available
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Mr. Dress Up
Mr. Dress Up
Mr. Dress Up
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Moscow Nights: Popular Russian Hits
Various Artists
Moscow Nights: Popular Russian Hits
Video available
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Metal Rap
Lone Rager
Metal Rap
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Let My God Love You
Dale and Billie Smith
Let My God Love You
Video available
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L'Aerobica E Chic
Gatti
L'Aerobica E Chic
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Jesus Will Come Through
Tom & Dan
Jesus Will Come Through
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Jesus, My Everything
The McDaniels
Jesus, My Everything
Video available
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I Love My Life
Jim Post
I Love My Life
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I Know Where I'm Going
Becky And Sandy
I Know Where I'm Going
Video available
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If I Were A Woman
Ira North
If I Were A Woman
Video available
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Head Over Heels In Love
Kevin Keegan
Head Over Heels In Love
Video available
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Truly A Miracle Of God
The Handless Organist
Truly A Miracle Of God
Video available
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Gymnastik Und Tanz Für Ältere
Peter Frankenfeld
Gymnastik Und Tanz Für Ältere
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God Isn't Dead
Gertrude Behanna
God Isn't Dead
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Gee Dad!
Ed Scofield
Gee Dad!
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Free Indeed
Rick McKnight
Free Indeed
Video available
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Fred Emney
Fred Emney
Fred Emney
Video available
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Feel It
Noel Pointer
Feel It
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Family Band Vol 1
Family Band
Family Band Vol 1
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Easily Suede
Suede
Easily Suede
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Do You Want To Touch Me?
Johnny Carroll
Do You Want To Touch Me?
Video available
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Doin Thangs
Big Bear
Doin Thangs
Video available
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El Toque Esta Padrisimo
Rulli Rendo
El Toque Esta Padrisimo
Video available
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La Gaita del Lobizón
Cuarteto de Oro
La Gaita del Lobizón
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Christian Crusaders
Christian Crusaders
Christian Crusaders
Video available
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Cha Cha Cha
Crazy Jose
Cha Cha Cha
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Can't Push a River
Jaci Rae
Can't Push a River
Video available
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Bonne Nuit Les Petits
Claude Laylu
Bonne Nuit Les Petits
Video available
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Berrante Do Tempo
Pedro Pinho e Paulo Pontes
Berrante Do Tempo
Video available
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Baila Baila
Ray Terrace
Baila Baila
Video available
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A Song For You
George Baker Selection
A Song For You
Video available
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Who's Lookin' Back
Vincent Capretta
Who's Lookin' Back
Video available
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When God Smiled on Ronald Coyne
Ronald Coyne
When God Smiled on Ronald Coyne
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We've Come Too Far To Look Back
The Danny Turner Singers
We've Come Too Far To Look Back
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Vragende Ogen, Lokkende Lippen
Cock Van Der Palm
Vragende Ogen, Lokkende Lippen
Video available
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Velvett Fogg
Velvett Fogg
Velvett Fogg
Video available
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Tu Partida
Genessis
Tu Partida
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Touching Jesus
Junior & Ruby
Touching Jesus
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Timmy Sings and Plays About His Wonderfull Jesus
Timmy
Timmy Sings and Plays About His Wonderfull Jesus
Video available
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The Inside Story
Slim Goodbody
The Inside Story
Video available
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The Ethel Merman Disco Album
Ethel Merman
The Ethel Merman Disco Album
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Take Off Your Clothes
Kolb
Take Off Your Clothes
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Swiss Yodel
Rosemarie Edel Mit Trachtengruppe Willy Bestgen
Swiss Yodel
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Surprise Partie Camping
Various Artists
Surprise Partie Camping
Video available
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Super Heavy Organist
Robert Walter
Super Heavy Organist
Video available
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Strip Along With Us
Various Artists
Strip Along With Us
Video available
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Spectacular Accordions
Charles Camilleri
Spectacular Accordions
Video available
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Smile a While
Brainstorm
Smile a While
Video available
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Skinny Eleonore
German Bonds
Skinny Eleonore
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Sacred Hymns
Benny and Nola
Sacred Hymns
Video available
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Right Or Wrong
Candy
Right Or Wrong
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Questions
Roy Tremble
Questions
Video available
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Pink Flame
Lil B
Pink Flame
Video available
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Pieces of Magic
Jigsaw
Pieces of Magic
Video available
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One Man Stand
Pat Kelly
One Man Stand
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My Friends Call Me Chuck
Chuck Mummert
My Friends Call Me Chuck
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Music to Grow Plants By
Allan Seale
Music to Grow Plants By
Video available
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Love Without An End
The Pattons are The Crimson Bridge
Love Without An End
Video available
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Live At Butlins Moseley
Danny Fontana
Live At Butlins Moseley
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Hier...Aujourd'hui
Carlos
Hier...Aujourd'hui
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He Kom Met Me Mee
De Dupkes
He Kom Met Me Mee
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Dorothy "Everybody's Mother" Goes Country
Dorothy
Dorothy "Everybody's Mother" Goes Country
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Fingers Four Touch On Sounds
George H Jenner
Fingers Four Touch On Sounds
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Ca Re Qui Nha
Cantigas De Roda
Ca Re Qui Nha
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Con El Ritmo De Cachao
Cachoa Y Su Tipica
Con El Ritmo De Cachao
Video available
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Sing With The Four Roses Society
The Four Roses Society
Sing With The Four Roses Society
Video available
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Hotline to Heaven
Jerry Irby
Hotline to Heaven
Video available
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At Play With The Playmates
The Playmates
At Play With The Playmates
Video available
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Till I Kissed You
John Kincade
Till I Kissed You
Video available
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Go Girl Crazy
The Dictators
Go Girl Crazy
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Just Me
Dwayne Friend
Just Me
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I Shall Come Forth as Gold
Dale Lundgren
I Shall Come Forth as Gold
Video available
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I Need A Woman
Karlos P Steinblast
I Need A Woman
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In Darkest Africa
Anna Russell
In Darkest Africa
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He Touched Me
Mark Frye
He Touched Me
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He's Coming
Bob Cline
He's Coming
Video available
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Zero Zero
The Popcorns
Zero Zero
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Sensacional
The Continentals
Sensacional
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La Palanca
Colorin Colorao
La Palanca
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Celebra sus 20 años cantandole a Venezuela
Don Mario Suarez
Celebra sus 20 años cantandole a Venezuela
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Dionisio
Sax & Ritmo
Dionisio
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Communist Party Songs
Communists
Communist Party Songs
Video available
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Ah Put On Me Guns Again Ah Put On Me Guns Again
Chalkdust
Ah Put On Me Guns Again Ah Put On Me Guns Again